O, shit! He went thurr!
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Michael Reeves in response to Dawson’s Creek.
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Crush.
Michael: He totally like you. He always plays you music. And he obvi wants you to be the mother of his children!
Bailey: And I would totes do that for him. Jkjk! Too serious… But I would let him do me.
sissapants loveship drawing!
You do musical theater because you are not a good enough singer to sing, a good enough dancer to dance, or a good enough actor to act.
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Michael Reeves, about a slore bitch
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Start comin, start comin, I don’t wanna fuck anymore. I left my pants and my thong on the dance floor.
I have a really small mouth and a gag reflex.
Sex holds a lot of power. I find that even is someone is really furious, if you put it on them really well they will forget what they were angry about…
I find that reverse cowgirl works best.
SANTA IS FAVE BRUDDAHPANTS