fuckyeahsisterpants
O, shit! He went thurr!
Michael Reeves in response to Dawson’s Creek.
Crush.

Michael: He totally like you. He always plays you music. And he obvi wants you to be the mother of his children!

Bailey: And I would totes do that for him. Jkjk! Too serious… But I would let him do me.

sissapants loveship drawing!

sissapants loveship drawing!

You do musical theater because you are not a good enough singer to sing, a good enough dancer to dance, or a good enough actor to act.
Michael Reeves, about a slore bitch
Start comin, start comin, I don’t wanna fuck anymore. I left my pants and my thong on the dance floor.
Anonymous
I have a really small mouth and a gag reflex.
amyfitztitz

Sex holds a lot of power. I find that even is someone is really furious, if you put it on them really well they will forget what they were angry about…

I find that reverse cowgirl works best.

Michael Reeves
(via bayonica)

(via bayonica)

SANTA IS FAVE BRUDDAHPANTS

SANTA IS FAVE BRUDDAHPANTS